I bet he comes in French.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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