My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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