Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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