no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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