yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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