You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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