Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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