Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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