dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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