Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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