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Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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