...so i touched it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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