the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He? As in you personified your dick?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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