Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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