HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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