I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
lets start a swedish sibling band together
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Can I color on your dick again?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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