it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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