forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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