ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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