Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This is the high leading the old right now
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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