dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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