I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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