i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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