Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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