They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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