I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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