remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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