You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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