Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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