Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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We talked him into tasing himself.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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