White coat. Heels.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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