I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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