wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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