in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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The beer is more important than you right now.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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