We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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