Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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