did you get engaged???
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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