How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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