Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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