Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
only you would photoshop your dick
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
