margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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