It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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