would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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