What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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