That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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