it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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