I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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