If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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