Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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