Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
sex in a hospital.. check
my poor anus
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
