So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
