Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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