The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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