I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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