Don't make out with my wife yet
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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